1. Silence is golden…unless you have a toddler
2. I flushed your keys away…
Did you have anything go missing this week thanks to a toddler?
3. Mom told me not to touch it!
How many times do you have to say “don’t touch it”?!
4. You have a dog and 2 cats?
Any well meaning friends or family giving you parenting advice…when they just don’t get it!
5. To pee or not to pee?
For anyone going through potty training their toddler 🙂